WHAT ARE YOU?

[ ] - You like cheese.

[ ] - You hate peanuts.

[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.

[ ] - You have farted today.

[x] - You have choked on something.

[x] - You are a writer.

[ ] - You smoke.

[X] - You like to swim.

[ ] - You have farted more than once today.

[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.

[ ] - You are an only child.

[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.

[x] - You prefer water to other drinks.

[ ] - You are an alcoholic.

[x] - You are under 20 years old.

[ ] - You are over 30 years old.

[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[ ] - You like jewelry.

[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.

[ ] - You like pirates.

[ ] - You like anime.

[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.

[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.

[ ] - You have a job.

[x] - You live with your parents.

[x] - You like to eat eggs.

[x] - You have a religion/ you believe in a God.

[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.

[x] - You have eaten something odd before.

[ ] - You are bad at math.

[x] - You love electronics.

[ ] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.

[x] - You cuss a lot.

[ ] - You believe in aliens.

[x] - You play video games.

[ ] - You have low self-esteem.

[ ] - You carry a purse when you go out.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[x] - You like flowers.

[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.

[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.

[ ] - You have used tarot before.

[ ] - You believe in ghosts.

[ ] - You believe in horoscopes.

[x] - You thought some jokes you read today was really funny.

[x] - You have gotten some riddles right.

[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 19

[x] - You like fire.

[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.

[ ] - You have a high school diploma.

[ ] - You live in America.

[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.

[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.

[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.

[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.

[ ] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.

[x] - You own a stuffed animal.

[x] - You like watermelon.

[ ] - You live in Europe.

[x] - You have a fetish for something.

[x] - You fidget a lot.

[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.

[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.

[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.

[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[ ] - You can cook well.

[x] - You like to party.

[x] - You are a bad dancer.

[ ] - You are a professional dancer.

[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.

[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.

[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.

[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.

[x] - You have ran away from something.

[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 35

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.

[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.

[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.

[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.

[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.

[ ] - You hate to be tagged.

[ ] - You have been a member to soompi for under 3 months.

[ ] - You have a soompi addiction. You come here atleast twice a day.

[ ] - Your hair is brown.

[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 38

[ ] - You have dressed up for Halloween.

[ ] - You love cats

[x] - You have a quirky personality.

[ ] - You are a coffee addict.

[ ] - You live near a body of water.

[x] - You have had a toothache.

[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.

[ ] - You like reading others' comments on this quiz

[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.

[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 42

Results:

0-25 = A spaceship.

26 = Corn.

27 = The Chosen One.

28 = A donkey.

29 = Flashlight.

30 = Weed.

31 = Stalker.

32 = Poodle

.33 = A turd.

34 = Pacifier.

35 = Chili.

36 = A continent.

37 = Bamboo.

38 = A Nissan Skyline.

39 = Pedophile.

40 = A rather large and smelly fish.

41 = Parachute.

42 = Mob of angry sheep.

43 = A clone of yourself.

44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.

45 = Pincushion.

46 = Toilet seat.

47 = Ninja.

48 = Psycho passion fruit. lol whut?

49 = Yellow snow.

50 = Flammable.

51 = A poison Easter basket.

52 = A dirty diaper.

53 = Mammary gland.

54 = A moose humping a guardrail.

55 = An illegal immigrant.

56 = Tofu.

57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.

58 = Staple gun.

59 = Tail feather.

60 = A white rapper.

61 = A shotgun shell.

62 = Sexy as hell.

63 = A popcorn fart.

64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.

65 = Fortune cookie.

66 = Barack Obama.

67 = Chinchilla.

68 = Weapon of mass destruction.

69 = An epic failure at everything.

70 = Sweat.

71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.

72 = Bicycle tire.

73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.

74 = The Bubonic Plague.

75 = Turkey.

76 = Amoeba.

77 = A lice-infected hobo.

78 = The ruler of all evil.

79 = Horny toad.

80 = Fairy Godmother.

81 = Tuba.

82 = Anorexic llama capillary.

83 = Moldy snot.

84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.

85 = Doppelganger.

86 = Future porn star.

87 = Unnatural disaster.

88 = Statistical database.

89 = Genital lice.

90 = Rocket launcher.

91 = Ruby vomit.

92 = Maggot.

93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.

94 = Pudding.

95 = A gravy train.

96 = Santa Claus.

97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.

98 = Decaying insect corpse.

99 = Blood bank.

100 = Freak of nature and humanity